talking to myself: why are you staying up this late? lol

baby u know? I really wanna be a good hubby for you. I really do. Although I dont know much about how to, I wanna try. I dont know if my nature fits it but I wanna see you be happy. Maybe I had been single for so long that I forgot the way to be nice to girls. I know I've been nasty on these few days. I felt like there was a wall in my heart blocking everyone from getting through. I didnt know how to get rid of it. I dont wanna hurt my loved ones at all but sometimes I just cant help it. My tongue is quicker than my brain sometimes. Haaa! Can you teach me how to be a good hubby and how to treat my girl well? I think you are much better than me in relationship. After my ex, I hadnt let anyone get close to me at all. Once someone approached, I would step back to stay the same distance. I dont know what was wrong with me. There's nothing to do with others but just me, myself. I really wanna have normal life like others, to be with the ones they love. I really wanna be with you. And i will restate and insist what I said to you before: I wont be with other girls after you. If you cant have me, then no one can either.

What should a hubby do to make his wife happy?

can you guide me? I want to make you happy with me.

I dont wanna see u seek happiness from others.

I dont wanna see u call others Hubby!

I wanna be good (to you only)

I love you

What kind of ppl do you hate the most?

Unpredictable ones like me?

I want you to neglect whatever I said or will say in the future when i am in a bad mood or angry. can you? plsss

I cant hold my words nor my feelings when i'm angry

I tried to control them but i failed. I cant say it wont happen again but if you understand, that will help me a lot.

I know you will be fed up with me someday if I continue being like this, wont you?

I always remember you told me you broke up with him because he didnt try to change even when you told him what you didnt like but he still did it.

you know what? i am jealous everyone around you. I really am. Sometimes I wanna keep you and save you in my heart only so that no one will get your attention. hahaha! Am i silly? Well..warning you, I can be possessive. You are mine! You have to be MINE! lol. here i go again, being silly. What makes relationship work? I really dont have any ideas at all. But I want to know so that I can always maintain us. I trust you in everything :) I give you 100% of my honesty and loyalty. Now it's 12.22 am and I'm still talking too much hahaha! I wanna call you now but it is 01.22 am your time. I think you're having a dream now. ummm I miss you. I should take a bath now. Ohh..I'm taking holidays on Oct 12 - 16, plusing my regular days off totals Oct 10 - 18. I checked on some hotels' websites in SG. I really wanna fly to see you. I can just fly. lol. i wish i could..

In neeed!

Why is it a big deal if I wanna die young? After seeing the dark side of me, do you wanna leave?

pill? > can u give me candy?

Well...I just dont want you to waste ur money on my health...That's all..baby!

Cohabit!!

I love you, Joyce. I love every single part of you. Everything from you, I find it the greatest. I'm glad we've shared everything to each other especially when it comes to personal ones. I'd like to do the thing that will make us be like one, the thing which will make us close to each other, the thing which will make us belong to each other for good and for real. Back to that time, I did it just for fun. But for now, it's way more than that. Whenever I think of it and imagine it with you, I feel something deep inside. It's more than just a need or desire. It's the feeling that drives me. All I know is just I wanna be with you and make you happy in that precious moment. I wanna kiss you and hug you and lie down close to you. I wanna feel that ultimate feeling with you ONLY. I wanna live together with you as hubby and wife.

Taking care of my WIFE!

Breaking News: MY WIFE DOESN'T FEEL WELL RIGHT NOW!

I will take care of you! I will piggyback you if you would like. I will watch over you and give you a sponge bath. BTW...stay warm and drink lots of warm water...will you?

3 months

What's my happiness? ...

"Well, for me it's waking up beside you, To watch the sunrise on your face, To know that I can say I love you in any given time or place. It's little things that only I know. Those are the things that make you mine. And it's like flying without wings 'Cause you're my special thing. I'm flying without wings. And you're the place my life begins. And you'll be where it ends. I'm flying without wings. And that's the joy you bring. I'm flying without wings."

... Happy 3 months Anni, my Wife!

take me to bathe!

You are my sunshine! My only sunshine!

You make me happy when sky's grey

You'll never know, Dear, how much I love you

Please don't take my sunshine away!

^_^

it's 11.25 pm now and I haven't taken a shower yet. These few days, I've been feeling like I wanna take a bath with you, really! hehe...well it's true. I wanna give you a gentle kiss and a tender hug in our bathroom. I bet we will absolutely take quite long time there! :)

^_^

I will hold you every night. I promise!

I will look into your eyes and say I love you!

I will be obedient! :)

Haaaa! I keep thinking of it all the time!! >_<

I miss you Girl!

You are just too adorable!

It would be my honor.

Something deep!

It must be great, to have you with me everyday and every night,

to rest next to you,

to feel your warmth,

to be able to talk to you the whole night long,

to do things that people who are in love do with their own loved ones,

and of course I wanna belong to you.

I wanna do/share personnal things with you.

Right now, I can talk to you about every little thing.

No more nervous!! But that thing must make me so nervous that my heart's gonna beat like a drum. Whenever I picture it, I'm so happy.

I'll be your loving hubby! I promise!

Jokes for my wife!

Promise me you will laugh or at least smile! hehe

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Here are a number of useful phrases you can use at work... 1. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.

2. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.

3. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

4. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.

5. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.

6. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.

7. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?

8. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.

9. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.

10. Ahhhhh, I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again.

11. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.

12. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.

13. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.

14. No, my powers can only be used for good.

15. How about never? Is never good for you?

16. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.

17. You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.

18. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.

19. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.

20. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.

21. Who me? I just wander from room to room.

22. My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!

23. It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.

24. At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.

25. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.

26. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

27. Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

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UPDATED EMPLOYEE HANDBOOK

DRESS CODE: It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing $350 Prada sneakers, and carrying a $600 Gucci Bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a raise. If you dress in-between, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a raise.

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SICK DAYS: We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

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PERSONAL DAYS: Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday.

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BEREAVEMENT LEAVE: This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

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RESTROOM USE: Entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom. There is now a strict 3 minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the stall door will open and a picture will be taken. After your second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board under the "Chronic Offenders" category.

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LUNCH BREAK: Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Fat people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim Fast.Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation, and input should be directed elsewhere.

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Have a nice week!

THE MANAGEMENT

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Thx www.lotsofjokes.com for making my wife smile! hehe :)

Thank You

Thank you Wife!

for everything so far

I really appreciate it

I'll be here if you need me

I'll make you laugh and smile

I'll make you happy

I am your Hubby!!

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^_^ my boxer and your pantie ^_^

I'll let you wear my boxers when you are here. They are comfortable in bed!.